This must stop! This must end! Don't you see what you're doing?
You're defiling the work I spent ages accruing.
And when it's dried up and you've sucked out your pay
There'll be no going back to a simpler day,
When your mom would give Horton a voice extra deep,
And turn the last page as you drifted to sleep.
Instead you'll have boxed sets, s*** movies, and… well,
You'll have plenty to watch while you're burning in h***.
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Dr. Seuss says STOP
The Onion has a new Dr. Seuss poem. Here's an excerpt: