Wednesday, 9 June 2010

North Korea's (soda) Fountain of Youth

The BBC reports that North Korea's government, in a joint venture with a fruit juice company, has announced the development of an anti-aging "super drink" that "helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells.... protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time... (and) is efficacious for different skin diseases, including allergic dermatitis. It also makes skin fair."
No word yet on the flavor or whether there's a diet version.

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